Ben Stiller
as Derek Zoolander

Owen Wilson
as Hansel

Christine Taylor
as Matilda Jeffries

Will Ferrell
as Mugatu

Milla Jovovich
as Katinka

Jerry Stiller
as Maury Ballstein

David Duchovny
as J.P. Prewitt

Jon Voight
as Larry Zoolander

Judah Friedlander
as Scrappy Zoolander

Nathan Lee Graham
as Todd

Alexandre Manning
as Brint

Asio Highsmith
as Rufus

Alexander Skarsgård
as Meekus

Donald Trump
as Donald Trump

Christian Slater
as Christian Slater

Tom Ford
as Tom Ford

Cuba Gooding Jr.
as Cuba Gooding Jr.

Steve Kmetko
as Steve Kmetko

Tommy Hilfiger
as Tommy Hilfiger

Natalie Portman
as Natalie Portman

Fabio
as Fabio

Lenny Kravitz
as Lenny Kravitz

Gwen Stefani
as Gwen Stefani

Heidi Klum
as Heidi Klum

Mark Ronson
as Mark Ronson

Paris Hilton
as Paris Hilton

David Bowie
as David Bowie

Tyson Beckford
as Tyson Beckford

Fred Durst
as Fred Durst

Lance Bass
as Lance Bass

Lil' Kim
as Lil' Kim

Garry Shandling
as Garry Shandling

Stephen Dorff
as Stephen Dorff

Sandra Bernhard
as Sandra Bernhard

Claudia Schiffer
as Claudia Schiffer

Veronica Webb
as Veronica Webb

Lukas Haas
as Lukas Haas

Carmen Kass
as Carmen Kass

Frankie Rayder
as Frankie Rayder

Matt Levin
as Archie

Justin Theroux
as Evil DJ

Andy Dick
as Olga the Masseuse

Woodrow Asai
as Prime Minister of Malaysia

Andrew Wilson
as Hansel's Corner Guy

Vikram Chatwal
as Hansel's Posse

Kashana
as Hansel's Posse

Jonah Luber
as Hansel's Posse

Michael McAlpin
as Hansel's Posse

Ève Salvail
as Hansel's Posse

Shavo Odadjian
as Hansel's Posse

Eliot Johnson
as Hansel's Posse

Richard Gladys
as Hansel's Posse

Amy Stiller
as Hansel's Posse

John Vargas
as Italian Designer

Jennifer Coolidge
as American Designer

Tony Kanal
as French Designer

Endre Hules
as German Designer

Nora Dunn
as British Designer

Ric Pipino
as Derek's Interview Hairstylist

Jerry Stahl
as VH1 Reporter

Jennifer McComb
as Mugatu Model

Johann Urb
as Mugatu Bodyguard

Luc Commeret
as Mugatu Bodyguard

Herb Lieberz
as Time Magazine Reader

Zoya
as Night Club Door Person

Colin McNish
as Night Club Security

Darren Copeland
as Night Club Security

Richard Stanley
as Night Club Bouncer / Biff

Shabazz Richardson
as Night Club Bouncer / Maurice

Rohan Quine
as Night Club Bouncer

Eric Winzenried
as Rico

Svetlana
as Billy Zane's Date

Charles Brame
as Abraham Lincoln

James Marsden
as John Wilkes Booth

Rudy Segura
as JFK Assassin

Randall Slavin
as JFK Assassin

Patton Oswalt
as Monkey Photographer

Irina Pantaeva
as Irina

Stan Chu
as Sherpa

Kum Ming Ho
as Climber

Theo Kogan
as Cool Tattoo Girl

Lam Bor
as Dalai Lama Guy

Angel 11:11
as Funky Loft Guest

Luther Creek
as Funky Loft Guest

Dechen Thurman
as Funky Loft Guest

Kenny Max
as Funky Loft Guest

Kina
as Ennui

David Pressman
as Maori Tribesman

Godfrey
as Janitor Derek

Taj Crown
as Janitor Hansel

Richie Rich
as Derelicte Doorman

King
as Derelicte Bouncer

Frederic Fekkai
as Derek's Derelicte Hairstylist

Kevyn Aucoin
as Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist

Boris Kachscovsky
as Zoolander Center Student

Mitch Winston
as Infomercial Director

Mason Webb
as Derek Jr.

Alexa Nikolas
as Story Hour Girl

Victoria Beckham
as Victoria Beckham (uncredited)

Gavin Rossdale
as Gavin Rossdale (uncredited)

Winona Ryder
as Winona Ryder (uncredited)

Vince Vaughn
as Luke Zoolander (uncredited)

Billy Zane
as Billy Zane (uncredited)

Amanda Lepore
as Amanda Lepore (uncredited)

Klara Landrat
as Model (uncredited)

Paulo Pascoal
as Model (uncredited)

Anne Meara
as Protestor (uncredited)