Robert Hays
as Ted Striker

Julie Hagerty
as Elaine Dickinson

Leslie Nielsen
as Dr. Rumack

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
as Roger Murdock

Lloyd Bridges
as Steve McCroskey

Peter Graves
as Captain Clarence Oveur

Lorna Patterson
as Randy

Robert Stack
as Captain Rex Kramer

Jim Abrahams
as Religious Zealot #6

Jonathan Banks
as Gunderson

Stephen Stucker
as Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs

Frank Ashmore
as Victor Basta

Craig Berenson
as Paul Carey

Barbara Billingsley
as Jive Lady

Lee Bryant
as Mrs. Hammen

Joyce Bulifant
as Mrs. Davis

Mae E. Campbell
as Security Lady

Ethel Merman
as Lieutenant Hurwitz

Jimmie Walker
as Windshield Wiper Man

Jill Whelan
as Lisa Davis

Nora Meerbaum
as Cocaine Lady

Kenneth Tobey
as Air Controller Neubauer

James Hong
as Japanese General

Michelle Stacy
as Young Girl with Coffee

David Leisure
as First Krishna

Ann Nelson
as Hanging Lady

Al White
as Second Jive Dude

Nicholas Pryor
as Mr. Hammen

Cyril O'Reilly
as Soldier

Ted Chapman
as Airport Steward

Jesse Emmett
as Man from India

Norman Alexander Gibbs
as First Jive Dude

Amy Gibson
as Soldier's Girl

Marcy Goldman
as Mrs. Geline

Bob Gorman
as Striped Controller

Rossie Harris
as Joey

Maurice Hill
as Reporter #3

David Hollander
as Young Boy with Coffee

Howard Honig
as Jack

Gregory Itzin
as Religious Zealot #1

Howard Jarvis
as Man in Taxi

Michael Laurence
as Newscaster

Zachary Lewis
as Religious Zealot #3

Barbara Mallory
as Religious Zealot #2

Maureen McGovern
as Nun

Mary Mercier
as Shirley

Len Mooy
as Reporter #1

Laura Nix
as Mrs. Hurwitz

John O'Leary
as Reporter #2

Bill Porter
as Hospital Contortionist

Conrad E. Palmisano
as Religious Zealot #4

Mallory Sandler
as L.A. Ticket Agent

Robert Starr
as Religious Zealot #5

Barbara Stuart
as Mrs. Kramer

Lee Terri
as Mrs. Oveur

William Tregoe
as Jack Kirkpatrick

Hatsuo Uda
as Japanese Newscaster

Herb Voland
as Air Controller Macias

John David Wilder
as Second Krishna

Windy
as Horse

Jason Wingreen
as Dr. Brody

Louise Yaffe
as Mrs. Jaffe

Charlotte Zucker
as Make-up Lady

David Zucker
as Ground Crewman #2

Jerry Zucker
as Ground Crewman #1

Kitten Natividad
as Bouncy Topless Woman on Plane (uncredited)

Larry Blake
as Upside-Down Man (uncredited)

Paula Moody
as Girl Scout In Bar (uncredited)

Sandra Lee Gimpel
as Girl Scout In Bar (uncredited)

Henry Wills
as Commuter on Baggage Carousel (uncredited)

Joyce Mandel
as Woman on Flight (uncredited)

Gene LeBell
as Religious Zealot (uncredited)

Susan Breslau
as Ticket Agent (uncredited)