Simon Pegg
as Nicholas Angel

Nick Frost
as PC Danny Butterman

Jim Broadbent
as Inspector Frank Butterman

Paddy Considine
as DS Andy Wainwright

Rafe Spall
as DC Andy Cartwright

Kevin Eldon
as Sergeant Tony Fisher

Olivia Colman
as PC Doris Thatcher

Bill Bailey
as Sergeant Turner

Karl Johnson
as PC Bob Walker

Timothy Dalton
as Simon Skinner

Edward Woodward
as Tom Weaver

Billie Whitelaw
as Joyce Cooper

Stuart Wilson
as Dr. Robin Hatcher

Paul Freeman
as Rev. Philip Shooter

Rory McCann
as Michael Armstrong

Kenneth Cranham
as James Reaper

Maria Charles
as Mrs. Reaper

Peter Wight
as Roy Porter

Julia Deakin
as Mary Porter

Eric Mason
as Bernard Cooper

Trevor Nichols
as Greg Prosser

Elizabeth Elvin
as Sheree Prosser

Patricia Franklin
as Annette Roper

Lorraine Hilton
as Amanda Paver

Tim Barlow
as Mr. Treacher

Anne Reid
as Leslie Tiller

Adam Buxton
as Tim Messenger

David Threlfall
as Martin Blower

Lucy Punch
as Eve Draper

David Bradley
as Arthur Webley

Ron Cook
as George Merchant

Alice Lowe
as Tina

Martin Freeman
as Met Sergeant

Bill Nighy
as Met Chief Inspector

Stephen Merchant
as Peter Ian Staker

Ben McKay
as Peter Cocker

Robert Popper
as 'Not' Janine

Joe Cornish
as Bob

Chris Waitt
as Dave

Colin Michael Carmichael
as Heston Services Clerk

Tom Strode Walton
as Underage Drinker #1

Troy Woollan
as Underage Drinker #2

Rory Lowings
as Underage Drinker #3

Nicholas Wilson
as Butcher Brother

Kevin Wilson
as Butcher Brother

Graham Low
as The Living Statue

Alexander King
as Aaron A. Aaronson

Cate Blanchett
as Janine (uncredited)

Steve Coogan
as Metropolitan Police Inspector (uncredited)

Peter Jackson
as Thief Dressed as Father Christmas (uncredited)

Garth Jennings
as Crack Addict (uncredited)

Edgar Wright
as Shelf Stacker / Voice of Dave (uncredited)

Lesley Wright
as Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)

Peter Wild
as Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)

Gillian Rosemary Smith
as Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)