Brian O'Halloran
as Dante

Jeff Anderson
as Randal

Marilyn Ghigliotti
as Veronica

Lisa Spoonauer
as Caitlin

Jason Mewes
as Jay

Kevin Smith
as Silent Bob

Scott Mosier
as William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer

Scott Schiaffo
as Chewlie's Rep

Al Berkowitz
as Old Man

Walt Flanagan
as Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer

Ed Hapstak
as Sanford / Angry Mourner

Lee Bendick
as #812 Wynarski

David Klein
as Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer

Pattijean Csik
as Coroner

Ken Clark
as Administer of Fine / Orderly

Donna Jeanne
as Indecisive Video Customer

Virginia Smith
as Caged Animal Maturbator

Betsy Broussard
as Dental School Video Customer

Ernest O'Donnell
as Trainer

Kimberly Loughran
as Alyssa's Sister Heather

Gary Stern
as Tabloid Reading Customer

Joe Bagnole
as Cat-Watching Customer

John Henry Westhead
as Olaf the Russian Metalhead

Chuck Bickel
as Stuck in Chips Can

Leslie Hope
as Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door

Connie O'Conner
as 'Happy Scrappy' Mom

Vincent Pereira
as Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer

Ashley Pereira
as 'Happy Scrappy' Kid

Erix Infante
as Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover

Melissa Crawford
as Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door

Thomas Burke
as Blue Collar Man

Dan Hapstak
as Door Tugging Customer

Mitch Cohen
as Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door

Matthew Banta
as Burner Looking for Weed

Rajiv Thapar
as Cut-Off Customer

Mike Belicose
as Customer with Diapers

Jane Kuritz
as Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves

Grace Smith
as Milk Lady

Frances Cresci
as Little Smoking Girl

Matt Crawford
as Angry Crowd at Door

Sarla Thapar
as Angry Crowd at Door

Brian Drinkwater
as Hockey Player

Bob Fisler
as Hockey Player

Derek Jaccodine
as Hockey Player

Matthew Pereira
as Angry Smoking Crowd

Frank Pereira
as Angry Smoking Crowd

Carl Roth
as Angry Smoking Crowd

Paul C. Finn
as Angry Smoking Crowd