Mickey Rourke
as Randy

Marisa Tomei
as Cassidy

Evan Rachel Wood
as Stephanie

Mark Margolis
as Lenny

Todd Barry
as Wayne

Wass Stevens
as Nick Volpe

Judah Friedlander
as Scott Brumberg

Ernest Miller
as The Ayatollah

Dylan Keith Summers
as Necro Butcher

Tommy Farra
as Tommy Rotten

Mike Miller
as Lex Lethal

Marcia Jean Kurtz
as Admissions Desk Woman

John D'Leo
as Adam

Ajay Naidu
as Medic

Gregg Bello
as JAPW Promoter Larry Cohen

Scott Siegel
as Greg

Maurizio Ferrigno
as Spotter

Donnetta Lavinia Grays
as Jen

Andrea Langi
as Alyssa

Armin Amiri
as Dr. Moayedizadeh

Lynn Tovale Anoa'i
as Pharmacist

Ryan Lynn
as Strip Club Best Man

Michael Drayer
as Strip Club Bachelor

Alyssa Bresnahan
as Cheeques Bartender

Jeff Chena
as Hotel Bartender

Vernon Campbell
as Big Chris

Felice Choi
as Beautician

Bernadette Penotti
as Tanning Salon Owner

John L. Sullivan
as The Legend Johnny Valiant

Ron Killings
as Ron "The Truth" Killings

Giovanni Roselli
as Romeo Roselli

Robert D. Siegel
as Autograph Fan #1

Scott Franklin
as Autograph Fan #2

Sylvia Kauders
as Hudson Acres Lady at Deli Counter

Alissa Reisler
as Young Housewife at Deli Counter

Willy Rosner
as Touchdown Man at Deli Counter

Rebecca Darke
as German Potato Salad Lady at Deli Counter

E.J. Carroll
as Teamster at Deli Counter

Abraham Aronofsky
as Annoyed Man at Deli Counter

Charlotte Aronofsky
as Annoyed Woman at Deli Counter

TJ Kedzieerski
as Jameson

Jen Cohn
as Get a Room Lady

Tyrone Scott
as WXW Announcer

Douglas Crosby
as WXW Referee

Larry Mercer
as CZW Announcer

Nick Papagerio
as CZW Referee

Kevin Foote
as ROH Announcer

Jon Trosky
as ROH Referee

Andrew Koloszuk
as Wrestler

Daniel Solwold Jr.
as Wrestler

Brian Heffron
as Wrestler

Nicholas K. Berk
as Wrestler

Brolly
as Wrestler

Lamar Braxton Porter
as Wrestler

Claudio Castagnoli
as Wrestler

Cobian
as Wrestler

Doc Daniels
as Wrestler

Bobby Dempsey
as Wrestler

Billy Dream
as Wrestler

Rob Strauss
as Wrestler

Nate Hatred
as Wrestler

Kristopher Cope
as Wrestler

David John Markland
as Wrestler

Inferno
as Wrestler

Jess Liaudin
as Wrestler

Judas
as Wrestler

Kid U.S.A.
as Wrestler

Lloyd Anoa'i
as Wrestler

Toa Mairie
as Wrestler

Kevin Matthews
as Wrestler

Charles Renner
as Wrestler

Pete Nixon
as Wrestler

Paul E. Normous
as Wrestler

Papadon
as Wrestler

Darnell Kittrell
as Wrestler

Jay Santana
as Wrestler

Sugga
as Wrestler

Alex Whybrow
as Wrestler

Whacks
as Wrestler

Ryan Tygh
as Fan (uncredited)

Olivia Baseman
as Alyssa's Roommate (uncredited)

Brandon DiCamillo
as Audience Member (uncredited)

Sakinah Bingham
as Ring Girl (uncredited)

Matt Cannon
as Crazy Fan (uncredited)

Peter Conboy
as Fans at Table (uncredited)

Evan Ginzburg
as Fan at Convention (uncredited)

Anna-Karin Eskilsson
as Girl in Supermarket (uncredited)

Cory Kastle
as Wrestler (uncredited)

Robert Oppel
as Wrestler (uncredited)

Piper Kenny
as DJ (uncredited)

Michael Marino
as Medic #2 (uncredited)

Rafaela Ochoa
as Wrestling Fan (uncredited)

Bill Walters
as Wrestling Fan (uncredited)

Eric Santamaria
as Vendor (uncredited)

Erika Smith
as Dancer (uncredited)

Paul Thornton
as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Henry Kwan
as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Ben Van Bergen
as Deli Customer (uncredited)

Emmanuel Yarborough
as Sumo Wrestler (uncredited)

John Corson
as Wrestler (uncredited)